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Redditor00

35 / M / Straight / Single / Houston, Texas

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53%Friend

38%Enemy

Not posing at all, really, this is totally natural and spontaneous.

When compared to a baboon’s ass, I’m practically Channing Tatum.

My Halloween costume, do you get it?

Great Himalaya National Park, India

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Redditor00Away

35 / M / Straight / Single

Houston, Texas (12 Miles)

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
College/university
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

My self-summary

I am a Native Texan, but I have lived abroad and traveled extensively, and now I am director of the largest division of successful local law firm, and proudly making BP pay for what they did to the Gulf Coast. I am happy and I love my job. I have recently become a season ticket holder to the Houston Symphony again after a long hiatus.

“What’s the world’s greatest lie?””It’s this: that at a certain point in our lives, we lost control of what’s happening to us, and our lives become controlled by fate. That’s the world’s greatest lie.”

Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist.

What I’m doing with my life

I spent a lot of time abroad and now I am focusing on my career. I am considering going back to Central America to live after the BP Oil Spill economic damages thing is history, but I really love the firm I am working for now and I like Houston. I have already accomplished most of the goals I set for myself, mostly because they revolved around seeing the world, and I am currently making new ones for my future.
I’m really good at

Making people laugh, finding meaningful but inexpensive gifts for people, picking music to share with people, eating sushi, breathing.
The first things people usually notice about me

Strangers stop me to comment on my eyes, that’s kinda creepy, but I’m always flattered. What they don’t notice, but matters most, is that I make people feel comfortable fast and I will talk to almost everyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

You want book recommendations? My all time favorites are The Alchemist100 Years of SolitudeLove in the Time of Cholera, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, House of Leaves, and The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I like Documentaries, Fight Club, Clerks. Bach, Dvorak, Lyle Lovett, Robert Earl Keen, Jimmy Buffett, Radiohead, Coldplay, DMB, Dead Prez, K’naan. I don’t have a tv and I feel quite aloof about it 😉 Sushi.
The six things I could never do without

My passport, my MacBook, Sushi, a nice suit, The Daily Show andReddit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

I think about how much time good people waste on television, dead end jobs, religion and bad relationships. When I hear new music I always think about who else might like it.
On a typical Friday night I am

Cooking a fish/shrimp/veggie & quinoa invention and listening to some music on vinyl or reading a book with a glass of wine. I don’t go out much apart from the Symphony or the occasional dinner. I’ve paid my dues at the bars and clubs and haven’t had the desire to go back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Books make me cry, but movies don’t (except one and I won’t admit what movie publicly, but I watch it once a year if I have a special person to watch it with.)…And I open bananas from the bottom because I once saw a monkey do it that way in the wild.

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if

You are someone who has travelled or has lived abroad. Aliberal, but not a partisan. I would like to have fun with someone without having to hit the bars first, are you feeling the same? Afreethinker or Buddhist, within 10 years of my age to either side, someone who also works a lot and knows how to cope with a busy schedule.
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    Feb 8, 2013 – 8:25pm

    Sent from the OkCupid appWe don’t have a high match %, but damn you are hot. I’ll overlook the poor match this time. You checked my profile out, what did you think? Let me know if you have a wild idea and want to hook up.Sent from the OkCupid app

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    Feb 8, 2013 – 11:23pm

    Wild ideas more like wild horses and are you a rolling stone do you want to give me 40 licks tell me if you have any sympathy for this devil
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    Feb 9, 2013 – 12:34am

    If I could Build Me a Woman, she would look like you, and I would be her Backdoor Man. Five to One says you could Light My Fire, but would you Love Me Two Times and Take It As It Comes? Will you Touch Me, Wild Child?

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 8:57am

    I love breakfast at Tiffany but ill settle for brunch…… I tend to be high on end on the lower class side take me out the ball game grab me some peanuts and cracker jacks…. Maybe we could see a basketball player double dribble.
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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:00am

    Why do I find this so hot?!Sent from the OkCupid app

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:03am

    Real reply shall be forthcoming.Sent from the OkCupid app

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:03am

    And I’d like to see you this week.Sent from the OkCupid app

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:04am

    Are looking for some hot stuff its not Donna’s summer and you work hard for the money dont you but all work and no play make you a dull boy better sharpen that number 2 for my pop quize
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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:12am

    Ill need a name and number smoke signals dont work so well when you live a smog congested city and anyway i cant get away with being part native american
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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:37am

    I don’t want no Fussin’ & Fightin’, or questions like Is This Love. Its just some Kinky Reggae and maybe the Lick Samba. Time Will Tell, but don’t keep me Waiting In Vain, because it’s time for a Soul Shakedown. No Woman No Cry, unless you are crying Lord I’m Coming.

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 9:51am

    I cant tell if you are a Legend. As you said no woman no cry you have made it clear that It might just be you and your hand tonight. Did you get blush and turn Pink. Throw glitter in the air and beg me please Dont leave me though i might be a your ticket to a Funhouse….. but Who knew???
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    Feb 9, 2013 – 10:02am

    My name is Charles. I like you, I would like to meet in a public place and if you are comfortable with me go back to my house for a bottle of wine. Is that agreeable?

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 2:41pm

    Game over? 😦Sent from the OkCupid app

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    Feb 9, 2013 – 3:04pm

    Atari you are so played out you need to up grade to an 8 bit system Mario Princess peach in another castle i just cant be a toad this time so bring me some flowers and stop taking mushrooms
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    Feb 10, 2013 – 8:55pm

    I really just wanted to put my mouth on your body, sorry for being so blunt and crass. But you really aroused me. I’m really hear to look for a relationship, but you got me hot. Thanks for the fun exchange.
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I Got Money in the Bank Cha Ching

  • 70% Match76% Friend21% Enemy

    Shinobi9245

    26 / M / Straight / Single

    Houston, Texas (12 Miles)

    Hi

    R&R

    Lazy Sunday shopping with my sis

    14 lb pink ball. Think I got a strike here. Lol

    His Details

    Last Online
    Today – 1:54am
    Ethnicity
    Other
    Height
    5′ 10″ (1.78m).
    Body Type
    Fit
    Diet
    Mostly anything
    Smokes
    No
    Drinks
    Socially
    Drugs
    Never
    Religion
    Christianity and somewhat serious about it
    Sign
    Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
    Education
    Working on two-year college
    Job
    Science / Tech / Engineering
    Income
    Offspring
    Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
    Pets
    Likes dogs and likes cats
    Speaks
    English

    My self-summary

    I’m 26, I enjoy drives where you can think. Eating out at restaurants and trying new places. And yes I do it often. I also workout a lot. Gotta keep the body in shape… I am easy going and like to laugh and make other people laugh.
    What I’m doing with my life

    Working and active to the max.
    I’m really good at

    Reading people and listening. People say I am gifted when it comes to sports. I think I protect my little niece to much, but I am sorry I just love her.
    The six things I could never do without

    1. Air
    2. Gym
    3. Friends
    4. family
    5. fun entertainment
    6. Water
    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    Future, how I can help people and my to do list. I always have the wheels turning up there.
    On a typical Friday night I am

    *Going out
    *BBQ
    *Gym
    *Dancing
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit

    You are gonna have to earn this one.
    I’m looking for

    • Girls who like guys
    • Ages 19–45
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For long-term dating
    You should message me if

    You are creative fun and generally a positive person, nothing better then a confident woman with charm.

     

     

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    Feb 16, 2013 – 5:38pm

    I have $100K in my bank…..


    21% Enemy76% Friend70% MatchMessage from Shinobi9245

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    Feb 16, 2013 – 6:06pm

    So do I get roll around in it????
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    Feb 16, 2013 – 6:10pm

    I don’t like tramp on my money. Lol.


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    Feb 16, 2013 – 8:42pm

    Oh your mother can’t even spend it
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    Feb 17, 2013 – 1:24am

    My mother has OVER 100K in her bank sweetheart.

Maybe She Will

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maybe she will see more then dreamer and the poet
maybe she will never ever know it
her daughter in disguise
such the disgrace
i hang my head hold my face
ill take my lumps, pills, and meds
ill fall to sleep with dreams in my heads
ill remember all the can’t won’t in my ear
ill prove you wrong mother dear
mother maybe you will see who i really am
beside the failure without fame
your stern words and eyes full of shame
you want to break me but you never will
ill take my lumps, pills, and meds
ill fall to sleep with dreams in my heads
ill remember all the can’t won’t in my ear
ill prove you wrong mother dear
change my ways to conform or fit into a mold made for me
things don’t turn out they you want them to be
it just the way of the world fickle twist of fate
i hope you can except me for being this way
ill take my lumps, pills, and meds
ill fall to sleep with dreams in my heads
ill remember all the can’t won’t in my ear
ill prove you wrong mother dear
i  pray that you understand as i talk
fork in the road i choose a different cross walk
so mother wont you see or maybe you will
why cant you except me for the life i wish to build
ill take my lumps, pills, and meds
ill fall to sleep with dreams in my heads
ill remember all the can’t won’t in my ear
ill prove you wrong mother dear

The Script

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 Nothing, numb, and finding no release

no peace of mind nothing but emptiness

the shallow confines of my soul that have nothing inside out

fickle fate and destiny are nothing to hands that hold a future

that is so uncertain and yet so set in stone

I find nothing left in solace of thoughts, that collide and crash upon wave of images

bring me no comfort for my eyes yield no sympathetic tears upon…… the wave of bitter words that crash against my shore

regret fill me with warmth or sun

let me not burn under your gaze for I would love to feel your heat crease my body with forgiveness and forgetfulness

set behind me and I find my self alone and wanting no mortals to share in the exquisite pain of loneliness

this I ask for with no release forever I fall upon you

as that no word that I speak ,be so loud as actions that everything, nothing,

to you I yield my armor to you I give my sword and to you I lay down a give peace to you in trouble times

no, regret shall cross my lips as I have been sworn to a secret that I keep with in me

that none can see yet you will know, as my eyes meet your across a crowded room

I remove myself for your gaze and give way to others for this

I can never say words that never part form my lips that utter laughter with painful regrets

what has transpired in moments where regret and reason leave us and let in doubt

that vanishes with daylight presences and we take our place as stand ins as our live mimics

that of who we are and what we are perceived to be never crossing paths that lead to similar destinations

Spoils of War Are You

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You pull at my soul
tug at this heart
it never beats fierce
your are free to leave
walk away with regret
recessive genes of denial

I play it cool as my double helix intertwines us
combine we form such beauty
our combination are quite combustible
we explode at times and its such grandeur
powered kegs of lust and lavished dreams
such are deferred by reality
ready, willing, able, thought i cant move
quicksand I sink in your eyes


I was once invited and now banished
exile to a portion of place where, no one resides
wise I walk cautions and I cant exit this road
though taken many detours, such seduction
such a saint sin with me

Oh, love mingle make me yours
you are mine as once predestine to be
strength flees from me
words are useless
moot in point nothing pleasant
deaf ears, no retort rebuttal
a fool who argues with himself
no victors for spoils of war are you

Abstract OZ

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Oh, how this cowardly lion wishes for strength
though she growls
ruby slippers remind me of home
was once a tin man, no heart
rather a scarecrow ,I lose my whits about you
walking down a yellow brick road
Off to see a wizard to grant such things
Emerald City of jealousy for a witch so wicked
caught in a cyclone keeping composure
illusions of grandeur
how I am melting, such fears
the dream and reality of OZ
I skip to destinations that lead me home
no place like it
magical, mystical, mayhem, of the mind
If fantasy is final, I stay sleep to dream
Dorthy never wakes
For she is free to exist………………